1. “Mom and dad tell me it’s my brother, but I’m sure he must be adopted.”
2. “Don’t worry, hooman, I’ll keep you warm.”
3. “My face likes your face. Face bump!”
4. <3
5. “But who’s prettier, mom?”
6. “Ever heard of something called a puppy blanket?”
7. “Brothers share beds, right daddy?”
8. “Freeze!”
9. “But Troy, you peed on the blankie, not me!”
10. “Babies don’t taste so nice after all.”